damniall:

god fucking help you if you get stuck in a car with me and one direction comes on the radio

mrs-satan-wife:

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

whut 

philosophicalharry:

oh sorry i was thinking about zayn malik did you want something

ziamdix:

Laughs forever at the picture they chose for the article

worcaholics:

me too zayn